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1994-11-14
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TOP TEN SIGNS THE MANAGER OF YOUR GAP STORE HAS GONE NUTS
10. ON YOUR WAY INTO THE STORE YOU TRIP OVER THE ACID
WASHED, SAND BLASTED CORPSE OF J. CREWE
9. EVERYTIME YOU RETURN TO THE DRESSING ROOM, HE'S WEARING
YOUR CLOTHES
8. MOCK TURTLE NECKS MADE OUT OF REAL TURTLES
7. HIS ASSISTANT MANAGER IS A MANNEQUIN
6. REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE CBS PRIME TIME LINEUP
5. HE EATS YOUR GIFT CERTIFICATE WITH SOME FAVA BEANS AND A
NICE CHIANTI
4. DECLARES WAR ON THE BANANA REPUBLIC ACROSS THE STREET
3. HAS OPENED A GAP FOR MONKEYS
2. SAYS "HI, MY NAME IS GAP, FORREST GAP"
1. MAKES YOU TRY ON *HIS* PANTS
Letterman, Friday September 23, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994